Google translation:
Skinny woman: Little brother, listen to me, don’t think I’m skinny. Skinny people have slim bodies, you can’t even smell their farts.
Lei Minmin: The sun is out and it’s red. I have a nest of little turtledoves. This turtledove has the thickest beak and specializes in eating little loaches from my sister’s house.
Fat woman: Little guy, listen to me, how can you drink urine as water? The girl has a strange temper, I will cut you off
Lei Minmin: This fat woman has no shame, why is she trying to catch turtledoves? Be careful, the turtledoves may fly up and peck at your little loach
Fat woman: You are shy when you talk, you said you have a nest of turtledoves, be careful or I will catch you and pluck out all your feathers.
Lei Minmin: Fat woman, don’t be so arrogant. I have a small pistol. I will point the muzzle at you and shoot you on the forehead.
Fat woman: I’ll open the door in front of my house for you, if you dare to fly over, just try it if you don’t believe me, I’ll catch the turtledove and pluck its feathers
Lei Minmin: Standing on a high mountain and firing a gun, the sound of the gun shook all around, covering my ears to hear the sound, the fat girl was so frightened that she cried out
Fat woman: You have a small pistol, I also have a pair of pistols, you point the gun at me, tear it in half and throw it aside
Lei Minmin: I don’t care if you are willing or not, I will go crazy in broad daylight, and I will make you admit defeat tonight, and I won’t want to eat for three days
Skinny woman: I am unwilling to come here, I miss you for many nights, today I finally get to see you, I want to ask you if you will give me a chance
Lei Minmin: The night before last, I went to my younger sister’s house and saw her giving birth to a baby. Her thick feet and big hands were like mine, and her fair skin and white flesh were like her mother’s.
Skinny woman: This guy shouldn’t brag about himself, he is young and in poor health, if you don’t believe me, just wait and see, he will cry for his parents after getting his hips fixed
Lei Minmin: I advise your sister not to go to prostitutes. It is difficult to treat STDs if you get them. If your sister gets sick, the God of Hell will kill you.
Fat woman: Yesterday I went to my eldest brother’s house and saw him cutting his penis. But he didn’t cut it, but kept pressing his crotch and grabbing it.
Lei Minmin: Fat woman, come and talk nonsense, spread bad medicine in front of the audience, you are crazy and come to seduce me, take off your pants to scare me
Fat woman: I advise you, brother, not to be greedy for flowers. It’s so cheesy that it makes you sick. I’m here to see you. If you don’t have a heavy brain, climb the pole.
瘦婆娘：小哥哥來聽妹來説,莫嫌妹子瘦戳戳.瘦人的身材多苗條,你聞幹屁都聞不着
雷敏敏：太陽出來紅丟丟,我有一窩小斑鳩,這隻斑鳩嘴最攙,專吃妹家小泥鰍
胖婆娘：小傢伙來聽我説,咋個撒尿當水喝,妹子脾氣生得怪,把你拿了透根割
雷敏敏：這個胖婆不知羞,咋個要來逮斑鳩,小心斑鳩飛起來,啄着你家小泥鰍
胖婆娘：小哥説話給害羞,你説有窩小斑鳩,當心小妹逮着你,挨毛拔光身體補
雷敏敏：胖婆娘來莫囂張,我有一杆小手槍,我把槍口對準掉,打在你的腦門上
胖婆娘：妹家房前為你開,只要你敢飛過來,不信你就試試瞧,現打斑鳩現鉗毛
雷敏敏：站在高山打一槍,槍聲響起震四方,捂着耳朵聽見響,震得胖妹喊心慌 胖婆娘：你有一杆小手槍,我也有得手一雙,你有槍口對準我,撕做兩半丟一旁
雷敏敏：管你甘心不甘心,白日青天發神經,今晚鬧到你認輸,三日不想吃頓飯
瘦婆娘：不甘心來心不甘,妹子想你好幾晚,今日總算得見你,問你給會打幹絆
雷敏敏：前晚我到小妹家,望見小妹生娃娃,粗腳大手就仿我,細皮白肉像他媽
瘦婆娘：這個小哥莫自誇,年小身體實在差,不信你就等着瞧,整了胯乍胯乍喊爹媽
雷敏敏：勸你小妹莫去嫖,嫖上性病難治療,小妹生病看見着,閻王要你命一條
胖婆娘：昨日我到大哥家,望見大哥切乾巴,大哥乾巴你不切,一直按着胯襠抓
雷敏敏：胖婆娘來胡亂説,當着觀眾撒爛藥,你神經錯亂來勾我,脱掉褲子來嚇我
胖婆娘：勸你小哥莫貪花，貪出病來多肉麻，姐姐我來見着你，腦髓不重把杆爬
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