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Federal agency redefines science to “approve” medical treatment

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“Science, can mean many things,” a top agency official said this morning. “In today’s world definitions are more fluid than in the past when we were oppressed by unilateral, one-size-fits-all definitions.”

By way of example, the official, who prefers to remain anonymous, explained that the words “approve” or “approval” can be interpreted in many ways. “It all depends on what your perspective is. Do you approve of fairness or truth? I hope so. We do.”

Since it is “true” that many people want the unproved medical treatment approved, the agency determined that it is “only fair” that the medical treatment be “approved” without further delay. “Science cannot be allowed to stand in the way of fairness or justice,” the official said. “That would constitute pseudoscience.”

“We believe that approval is the only just decision that can be made right now, from our point of view.”

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New York Times reporter Annie Karni said President Obama’s 60th birthday party was low risk COVID event because of its ‘sophisticated, vaccinated crowd’

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Lie and kiss-ass at the same time, typical NYT.

Think about this: Hundreds of our sickening “elites” gather in a crowd with apparently no worries. Yet we know the vaccines do not work and masks do no work. Does this mean those who attended have a special vax just for them? A vax that really works? I do wonder. ABN

Link to the article where I got the headline with bonus video of the Annie explaining herself.

Fauci maybe discovering ivermectin? This gives me hope

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Is this a deep fake joke or really good news? All we need is for Emperor Fauci to find his clothes and we are done. No need to convince many millions of Americans or even Lakshmi Singh. A pill taken early in the disease for 7-10 days that renders it a mild infection like a cold… Tony, you are getting there! Keep going in that direction! ABN