Where Have All the Workers Gone?

Our young workforce is evaporating. As a result, employers struggle to find workers. We have no one to blame but our new virtuous and smarter-than-thou cancel culture of hate.

As a 24 year old in the United States of America

1. I don’t need a car, as I can Uber or Lyft.

2. Nor especially do I desire to have car insurance, which both penalizes me for being 24 and rises 12% a year. They use all that obscene profit to compete for the most clever and worn-out ad campaign. Hey ‘Flo’, how ’bout you bundle this. Fuck that lizard and oversized turkey.

3. My parents’ house has appreciated 350% since I was in high school and offers ample room for a home improvement loan since they have been paying their mortgage for 28 years now.

4. My parents are both ill/addicted, and hide this from their friends and employers. I am there to help out as I can.

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