Senate Hearing Delayed As Ketanji Brown Jackson Has Trouble Locating The Women’s Room

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson experienced a delayed start this morning after Ms. Jackson had trouble locating the women’s room.

According to sources, she informed an attendant that she needed to “unleash the jackal” before entering the senate chamber. However, she did not return for the start of the hearing and the Senate committee chair became concerned.

Kentanji Jackson was found an hour later staring at two doors with strange misshapen stick figures on them. “I’m not an Egyptologist,” she said. “I can’t interpret the meaning of these symbols.”


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