Tag: humor

‘Men DON’T have periods’: Sara Gonzales tweets EVERYTHING (and then some) Twitter has suspended Conservatives for saying before and it’s GLORIOUS

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Now that Elon Musk owns Twitter, Conservatives are finally free to say the things they’ve been suspended over for the past decade. At first, conservatives were suspended via algorithm tricks and certain words but ultimately ended up being suspended over ‘wrong think’.

Or saying things that didn’t line up exactly with the Left’s narrative and agenda.

God forbid you said men don’t have periods or claim women are REAL WOMEN.

But now?

Sara Gonzales took it and RAN with it.

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Delightful series of Sara’s Tweets at the link above. Don’t miss this one. ABN

PSA: Zzz symbol now illegal in Germany: ‘Anyone publicly approving the war may be liable to prosecution in Germany. This applies to using the “Z” symbol, too. German security authorities are keeping an eye on the use of the symbol. – Ministry of Interior’

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You can never be too careful! ABN

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Senate Hearing Delayed As Ketanji Brown Jackson Has Trouble Locating The Women’s Room

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson experienced a delayed start this morning after Ms. Jackson had trouble locating the women’s room.

According to sources, she informed an attendant that she needed to “unleash the jackal” before entering the senate chamber. However, she did not return for the start of the hearing and the Senate committee chair became concerned.

Kentanji Jackson was found an hour later staring at two doors with strange misshapen stick figures on them. “I’m not an Egyptologist,” she said. “I can’t interpret the meaning of these symbols.”

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POLAND: Statement of the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Poland in connection with the statement by the US Secretary of State on providing airplanes to Ukraine

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The authorities of the Republic of Poland, after consultations between the President and the Government, are ready to deploy – immediately and free of charge – all their MIG-29 jets to the Ramstein Air Base and place them at the disposal of the Government of the United States of America. 

At the same time, Poland requests the United States to provide us with used aircraft with corresponding operational capabilities. Poland is ready to immediately establish the conditions of purchase of the planes. 

The Polish Government also requests other NATO Allies – owners of MIG-29 jets – to act in the same vein.

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Go Poland! I f***ing love this! That link is to the official Website of the Republic of Poland.

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Where Have All the Workers Gone?

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Our young workforce is evaporating. As a result, employers struggle to find workers. We have no one to blame but our new virtuous and smarter-than-thou cancel culture of hate.

As a 24 year old in the United States of America

1. I don’t need a car, as I can Uber or Lyft.

2. Nor especially do I desire to have car insurance, which both penalizes me for being 24 and rises 12% a year. They use all that obscene profit to compete for the most clever and worn-out ad campaign. Hey ‘Flo’, how ’bout you bundle this. Fuck that lizard and oversized turkey.

3. My parents’ house has appreciated 350% since I was in high school and offers ample room for a home improvement loan since they have been paying their mortgage for 28 years now.

4. My parents are both ill/addicted, and hide this from their friends and employers. I am there to help out as I can.

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Canadian Government Bans Employees From Saying ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

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The meme phrase started as fans at sports games began constantly chanting “f-ck Joe Biden,” but was misunderstood to have been “let’s go Brandon” by NBC reporter Kelli Stavast while she was interviewing Nascar driver Brandon Brown.

A letter from the Canadian government to employees, dated October 14, was posted online by Peter McCaffrey, the president of the Alberta Institute. It said that it was a “formal notification” that the phrase “Let’s go, Brandon” in any form is banned by the Canadian Public Service.

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Hilarious! Political censorship leads to comical absurdities like this or like Xi Jinping being portrayed as Winnie the Pooh in China. Humor and mockery of authoritarians is one of our best weapons against them. I am not at all in favor of mocking almost anyone else. ABN